Yes, it’s Manchester derby time, and as if the match itself were not exciting enough, Football365 has teamed up with top Manchester shopping mall The Arndale Centre to bring you this brilliant cut-out-and-destroy spotter’s game to play during the build-up and coverage on Wednesday night…


For Sale: Bull-Necked Scouse Terrier


A wonderful opportunity has arisen to purchase a magnificent example of this most pugnacious of breeds. It answers to the name of Wayne.

So What Happens To Rooney Now?


In appearing to challenge Sir Alex Ferguson publicly, Wayne Rooney may have put himself in a not-very-elite group of players to fall out with the fiery Scot. So what might the next few months hold?

Forbid Players From Marrying Young

How To Fix Football

As the nation gawps at Wayne Rooney calling in the professionals, a suggestion that could save us all a lot of bile: don’t let players get wed before they start shaving