An interview wot I did with the England fast bowler a couple of weeks before The Ashes


Talk like an England cricketer game


Don’t worry if you haven’t got time to listen to the England cricket team fulfil their media obligations. Just pick one from each section of our automated interview response generator

Heads must roll as England lurch to latest disaster

Daily Telegraph

Only follow cricket occasionally? This one simple news story will give you all the ammunition you need to join in with the moaning about The Ashes

In Awe Of Hacks’ Big Beastliness…

Football On TV

A bunch of middle-aged men around a pretend breakfast table in Sky’s studios talking about their newspapers seems an unlikely premise for an enjoyable TV show. However, we find Sunday Supplement a must-watch

(Made-Up) Reaction: Fabio Must Die


Fleet Street gets stuck into Capello after he single-handedly loses a football match to France

Quark, Strangeness And Charm On ESPN

Football On TV

A ‘Football On TV’ review of ESPN’s hacks ‘n’ chat show Press Pass

Forbid Players From Marrying Young

How To Fix Football

As the nation gawps at Wayne Rooney calling in the professionals, a suggestion that could save us all a lot of bile: don’t let players get wed before they start shaving